THE spooky Story OF doOOM

[Danzig]

it was late as rob and his friend joey went to the mall there was an eary glow everywhere on acount of the full moon. the ground was covered in a fine mist giveing off the impression of being in some kind of a fun house. as rob and joey reached the mall in tehre 97 nisan sentra joey noticed something strange ... " where are all the cars the malls still open but we are the only two here ??" to which rob replied " i dont know" . So the duo parked there car and walked to teh front door opening it with a creak. "Boy howdy rob it sure is scarey in here. to which rob replied " i dont know". as the two walked on they noticed that all teh patrons usally in the mall were nowhere to be found. JUST THEN joey saw the cuse of the emtpy mall . THERE WAS A CLEARANCE ON DOG COLLARS AT THE HOT TOPIC !!!!1 "OH NO " shouted joey "what will we do !!" to which rob replied "i dont know". there were pasty faced geek goths running amok normal stores to "trendy" like the gap and old navy where being over run . Just then joey came up with an idea to save the mall form certain disaster. "if i could only turn on the UV lights every mall has instaled to get rid of vampires i will burn these geeks skin VERY BADLY " ( cause we all know goths are the suck ) joey ran to the janitor closet fending off pasty faced unoriginal bastards left and right " BACK YOU FOUL BEASTS YOU DAMN POSERS !!" joey roared. he finally made it turned the uv lights on and forced all teh goths to leave the mall in an orderly fashion all teh while bitching about how the gap is gay and they were much more original than those trendy jerks. " WE SAVED THE DAY" joey yelled triumphantly " i dont know" stated rob in his normal momotone voice .



<span style='font-size:24'> WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME ON THE SPOOKY SOTRY OF DOOM !!!111

[narrator]

What will happen???
There are so many possibilites its scary.

[narrator]

Oh yea. That poll.
I don't care what goths do. They're just goths. Some are cool. some aren't. we're all people. So in respect to each persons originality i refuse to specify them as being cool or uncool.

[Danzig]

goths suck there posers that try to act like there the original shit but IRL they suck to bad to act normal and since ALL OF THE GOTHS look exactly the same <span style='font-size:18'>HOW THE HELL ARE THEY ORIGINAL !!11

[narrator]

I'm not saying that they're original but i don't think tyhat people should base who someone is on label.

[Danzig]

umm good sir let me answer you question <span style='font-size:24'>IF YOU DONT LIKE BEING LABELED DONT F**KING BE GOTH</span> all you have to do is not dress like a fagort



if someone dress like a "true gansta" walked past you youd think hmm a tuff guy watch out good sirs and mams....... you labler

[narrator]

I'm not goth i was just trying to make a point. You called somone homophobic because they said your sig might offend someone. Well what your doing is no different than what homophobes do. Can't everyone just get along no matter how they dress. I mean come on, it's how they dress.

[Danzig]

its how they dress and then they act like big idiots and whine alot and i said homophobic in a sense that was meant to be funny HAHHAHAHAH YOU LOSE gOOD DAY SIR !!!

[narrator]

I admit defeat. I accept who and what i cannot change. I just wish others could do the same.

[Danzig]

<span style='font-size:24'>OWNZED

[Snagg3r]

:? lol
we all know im joey in the story
and part 2 this is how it goes i meet avril in the mall hiding in the malls pool
and we start making out
The end
thats why they call me snagger cause i always get my girl

[Danzig]

<span style='font-size:18'>SNAGGER ME AND YOU MEET IRL IRL WE CAN PK PPL BUMS IN DA HOOD IRL !!!! SERIOUSLY DO YOU HAVE AIM !!!

[Snagg3r]

yeah thats ok i like my face the way it is
thanks for the invation but no

[punkLECH]

its how they dress and then they act like big idiots and whine alot and i said homophobic in a sense that was meant to be funny HAHHAHAHAH YOU LOSE gOOD DAY SIR !!!

Spending your time online spouting out l33t like it's mother's milk while spelling precociously certainly puts you a head above the rest.

Goths are just like any other specialized group. The clique exists because the individuals in question feel outcast or separated in some way, for some reason, much like punks. I have operated on the fringes of gothdom for many years now, and have many goth friends who are extremely intelligent, have plenty to say, and choose to live their lifestyle in a different way than others.

Being a goth is just like being anything else. Fashion, music, and mentality all mix to form an individual, not a classification. All goths are not pimply geeks in black trenchcoats who pretend to be vampires every other Friday (though there are certainly those types and even *they* have their strong points).

[Snagg3r]

i thinks goths are crazy ugly people
F*ck you i wont do what you tell me

[narrator]

Hey snagg3r just put fuck okay thats starting to piss me off

[Danzig]

goths are like ants there always around and ya cant kill em fast enough


OH SNAP !!!1 good day l337 man j00 suck