Gimmie a story version 2.0

[narrator]

Alright maybe this time someone will post one...
give me story to write a synopsis or summary if you will and i will write it as creatively as i can...
Please no stupid posts

[Snagg3r]

how bout a story about me and tila
its got flavor

[narrator]

I don't think that they'd let me post a porno...or would they...
It could say...he stuck his banana into her purse and she screamed...