Village Green

[Carey]

*Walks around on grass lookin' lonely*
'Who will come and talk?'

[Kaity]

Not me.
*Runs away*

[im_your_angel]

*stomps on green grass then runs away*

[whitney_m]

*rolls down a hill of grass*

[KssedByAngelz]

hi.....................

[sk8andRockoN]

*Rolls in the grass*

Wheee! Grass is fun.

[ninny_23]

*chokes on green grass* how did that get in my mouth?

[sk8andRockoN]

*Stares at Nancy*

Uh..are you okay?

[ninny_23]

yeah i'm okay now. *looks around* who put that in my mouth?

[sk8andRockoN]

*Looks suspicous*

Well..uh..it sure wasn't me...yeah..

[ninny_23]

uh huh, i'm keeping my eye on you... *goes to frolic in the grass again*

[sk8andRockoN]

*Mumbles to herself..*

Darn. Now I'm suspected in two threads! Might as well roll in the grass again.

*Continues to play in the grass*

* Accidentally bumps into Nancy*

[whitney_m]

*chews on some daed grass*

[sk8andRockoN]

*Questions Whitney...*

Hmmm..is it tasty? ^_^

[Kaity]

*mows lawn*

Thats better :)

[sk8andRockoN]

Ack..don't mow me!

[ninny_23]

*Bumps Molly* oops! it was an accident i swear!!!

[Kaity]

*rescues Molly from mower*
sorry darlin'!

[ninny_23]

Whoa, next time make sure nobody is on the lawn you could have run us all over *stares in shock*

[sk8andRockoN]

Originally posted by ~Kaity Faery@Feb 29 2004, 02:38 PM
*rescues Molly from mower*
sorry darlin'!
Hehe, it's okay. Here...

*Hands you a ribbon*

You have been rewarded the Nicest Mower ribbon!

[ninny_23]

*cough* damn more grass in my mouth! do you guys sell drinks around here??

[gwen-rox]

hmm try over there *points*

hmm grass *drools*

[Kaity]

*hands over drink and receives ribbon*
YEY!
RIBBON! *plays with ribbon*

[ninny_23]

finally a drink!!! "somebody" has been stuffing grass in my mouth....

[sk8andRockoN]

*Turns around*

Uh..what? No, I wasn't purpously shoving grass into Nancy's mouth! I would never do that!

[ninny_23]

Originally posted by sk8andRockoN@Mar 1 2004, 06:21 PM
*Turns around*

Uh..what? No, I was purpously shoving grass into Nancy's mouth! I would do that!
oh, look Molly dear, how handy the delete key can be :)

[gwen-rox]

lmao

*runs around in circles*

[Kaity]

*climbs tree*

Wow! You can see so much!!

*falls out of tree*

KYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! :cry:

[ninny_23]

OH NO!!! *shrugs shoulders* What can you do? *walks away*

[gwen-rox]

meh

*follows ninny*

[Kaity]

:cry: nobody cares!!!

*sits and cries*

[ninny_23]

what you're still here? better find your brother...

[Kaity]

*sits and cries some more*

[ninny_23]

is your brother never around or what?

[Kaity]

He doesn't like parks. The last time he came a dog chased him for 3 hours around the park. He never went there again.

[ninny_23]

oh, i see, what a troubled life he has been leading. he must be traumitized now.

[Kaity]

It took years of councilling before he would leave his room.
And no, i cant spell.

[whitney_m]

*plays chess with a moneky*

[sk8andRockoN]

* Runs to Kaity *

Shame on you Nancy! I'd expect more from you. After all, this is the NICEST MOWER! Now, are you okay Kaity?

[Kaity]

No!!
I need a bandage!!
*cries*

[ninny_23]

do you want a cast instead? they're so much cooler to wear.

[Kaity]

Oh... Ok then :D

[ninny_23]

Uh, Does Anyone Know How To Put A Cast On?

[Kaity]

Me!
No wait, thats why i wanted a bandage.

[Carey]

Hello....

[ninny_23]

Hello, Do You Happen To Know How To Put On A Cast?

[Kaity]

I need a cast now!!
Im in pain!!
*cries* :cry:

[im_your_angel]

*looks around* whats happening?

[ninny_23]

We Should Probably Find A Doctor Right About... Now

[sk8andRockoN]

I know how to put a cast on, I've gotten one before. (Really I have, lol) First, I have to slip this long sock-like thing on your arm. Will you hold it out please? There we go...now, I'll need to wrap this temporary bandadge around your arm. It will harden, and become your cast. But like I said, it's only temporary. Tomorrow, we'll be able to give you a better one.

* Finishes putting on cast *

There, how's that?

[ninny_23]

Wow Molly, I Didn't Think You Knew How To Do That!

[sk8andRockoN]

LoL, well, now ya know. :P

[Rinoa]

Hello, is this place fun?

[sk8andRockoN]

If you want it to be. =)

* Rolls in grass *

[Rinoa]

lol, then Iguess it is

*takes a look around*

[sk8andRockoN]

Want to play swinging statues?

[Rinoa]

how do you do that?

[KingJJP]

i need to talk for the last year im been going around my home city wearing o hockey mask and killing people

[Rinoa]

wow really?


and I thought that was my brother

[KingJJP]

i'm think that i might need to lay off the horror movies boy i realy do love them so mush the blood the guts eveythink about them

[Rinoa]

I think I know what you mean, though I laugh when I watch horror movies, dunno why

[KingJJP]

so do i every time i see some one die

[ninny_23]

^ that'd be horrible. i wouldn't think anybody will invite you to their funeral.

[DearestHelpless]

They send out invitations for funerals? I always thought it was just a come if you were close kind of thing....uhh....

[ninny_23]

what? i wouldn't really know but wouldn't they invite you and not just make flyers or something.

[DearestHelpless]

lol They dont make flyers, but I think it's announced in the obituary in the paper and I mean if you know the person well enough I would think you would be informed of it, so who knows?

[ninny_23]

well i knew that flyer thing was a little off but i'll guess i'll know when someone were to die.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

wen i die i want my funeral to be like a rave party! strippers, beer, drugs! a live band!! now that would be a fukin funeral! i swear im puttin that in my fukin will!

[gwen-rox]

lol but u think anyone would come................

[ninny_23]

damn FREE beer... i'd come for sure, even if i wasn't invited.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

yea! free beer sex n food! corse theyd come! ited be the biggest funeral of my hole family!

[KingJJP]

Originally posted by ninny_23@Mar 8 2004, 11:31 PM
^ that'd be horrible. i wouldn't think anybody will invite you to their funeral.
in the movies if some close to me dies i do cry and all that

[ninny_23]

if everyone had a funeral that resembled a frat party, than i'd totally love funerals, apart from the dead people of course.

[im_your_angel]

im lost, is this earth? or did i take a wrong turn again?

[gwen-rox]

na this is earth .... i think

[ToOnaiMiaK]

EARTH!!! o shit! im ment to be on mars!! i got a press conference in 2 hours!

[Kaity]

*runs around*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[ninny_23]

earth?? i thought this was neptune!!!!!

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*takes out a little red shiney box* *box flashes then space ship comes and takes toon away*

[ninny_23]

ugh, no fair, now i'm stuck on this stupid planet...

[gwen-rox]

^there is a space ship leaving in 10 mins

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*spaceship flys back* *2 marshans chuck toon out of ship* AAAAAHHHHHH... *space ship flys away* THUD!... ULL BE SORRY ASSWHIPES!!! *shacking fist at sky*

[Kaity]

*runs home*

[ninny_23]

DAMN!!! f*ckING SHIT!!! I MISSED THE SPACESHIP!!!!!

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*gets up* ... hmmm... dus anyone no if theres a marshan ATP anywere around here?

[im_your_angel]

feels like Mercury to me!

[Kaity]

*scared voice* i just want m-m-m-my park back :unsure:

*runs*

[gwen-rox]

whats happening :(

[ToOnaiMiaK]

Originally posted by ~Kaity Faery@Mar 23 2004, 01:54 PM
*scared voice* i just want m-m-m-my park back :unsure:

*runs*
ooc: LMFAO!!! aw *sigh* ... i just hadto quote that

[Kaity]

ooc: :sleep:
lol, hehe

[Death in a Bottle]

*gets the f*ck out of this useless forum*

[gwen-rox]

*is confused*

[Kaity]

Originally posted by Death in a Bottle@Mar 24 2004, 11:13 PM
*gets the f*ck out of this useless forum*
*stares as Tay leaves*

*dances to music in my head*

[AvrilandEvan22]

*rolls in grass* WHEE!!!!!!!!!

[Kaity]

*points and laughs at Kirsten*
*rolls down too*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*eats grass* hmmm... interesting

[ninny_23]

eww, the grass is green!

[Kaity]

*paints grass*

[gwen-rox]

*sits in the grass eating it*

[Emerson]

Gets stung by a hornet in the tongue while eating grass.

[Rinoa]

*looks confused*

what is happening here??

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*looks at emerson choking on his tung* ... shouldnt som1 like help him or somthin?

[ninny_23]

i don't know if he's dirty or not... *sprays disinfectant*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

eh... *keeps eating painted grass*

[ninny_23]

What color did she paint the grass?

[ToOnaiMiaK]

um... chrome.. oo! i got an idea! *lights grass on fire* WOO!!

[ninny_23]

Do you think insurance money will come out of this?

[ToOnaiMiaK]

um... no i think smoke will come out of this

[gwen-rox]

im confuffled

[Kaity]

*Sticks Wet Paint sign on grass*

[Carey]

*laughs*
*goes and sk8s*

[gwen-rox]

*wishes she could skate*

[Carey]

hey, ill teach you...come here
*pulls sk8board from under random sk8a's feet*

[Kaity]

*paints trees orange*
weee look at the preetyfull colors!

[Carey]

fine then
*paints grass pink*

[gwen-rox]

ooo pink!

[Kaity]

Umm no the grass is already blue.
HA!
And painting is my job! So go run along and find your own!

*paints people purple*

[Carey]

so, i wanna paint it pink...blue sucks :P
*paints it back pink then runs away to buy a cookie*

[Kaity]

shouts fuck you!
Paints grass blue again.
says: your not big, your not clever so find ur own job!

[sk8andRockoN]

* Returns to the Village Green after being gone for about a month *

* Smells the grass, and takes a roll in it *

"Great! It's just the same as it was when I left it. By the way, has your arm gotten better yet, Kaity?"

[gwen-rox]

look at all the pretty colours! oooo

[ninny_23]

Hey, It's Pink!! Oooh, Ahhh.

[Kaity]

Yeah think so, Molly!
*prods arm*

OOooooh its all squishy!
*stands there poking arm*

*paints clouds yellow*
*sticks wet paint sign on clouds*

[sk8andRockoN]

* Laughs at Kaity prodding her arm and painting the clouds *

"Hey, can I try that?"

* Takes out a can of pink-black-blue-purple-green paint, and dabs the sky with it *

* Stands back and takes a look *

[Kaity]

Wooo yay! Molly's learnding! *awards Molly ith gold medal*

*paints houses transparant*

[Carey]

*walks into house*
*OWCH!*
o darn, now i got invisible paint on me <_<

[Kaity]

*punches air*
oh oops, didn't see u there

[Carey]

*rubs nose*
its ok as long as you didnt mean it <_< lmfao

[Kaity]

But maybe i did <_< *paints more grass*

[Carey]

*fine, then...u might've but i take it u dont like me :P*

[Kaity]

Umm well...

*puts wet paint sign on grass*

[Carey]

*ok, takes it as a no*

[ninny_23]

*Paints grass neon pink*

[Kaity]

Where did you get that pink from? I love it :P

*makes Nancy assistant painter*

:D

[Carey]

*sits on the stairs*
you stoled my avatar and put it in your sig...it looks good lol

[Kaity]

Actually I had this sig before you. And I got this avatar before you <_<

*paints windows black*

[Carey]

really? i never noticed...oh well

[Kaity]

Haha!

*repaints houses multicoloured*

[im_your_angel]

wassssup AS forums?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaity]

*sticks wet paint sign on Angie*
*runs away*

[gwen-rox]

awww she look so much better now lol good work

[Kaity]

Yey!

*paints bushes orange*

[ninny_23]

*paints potato purple* Hmmm, they look like Easter eggs.

[Kaity]

Wooo yey! You're learnding!!

*paints cabbages brown*

[im_your_angel]

*paints everybody yellow*
*paints self blue* yay! now, if we mix, we can be green

[Carey]

*grabs pantbrush out of lonely unattended paintbrush*
*paints self purple*
*paints clouds pink and purple*
*giggles*

[Kaity]

Angie and sk8a chick ~ NO!!!!! If you ask to paint something and I like it, i may make you a painter. But otherwise NO!
Respect the rules and I'll respect you :)

[Carey]

rules?
o well, ill just be a chalker instead..and my rules are:
dont ruin my drawings
if you want u can be one

[Kaity]

That's fine then.
*paints carrots yellow*

[Carey]

*gets on knees*
*draws a picture of the colourful houses and grass*

[Kaity]

*pays Carey £5*

OOooooh! Your good!

[Carey]

thankyou...you sure you want me to take this money?
*puts velvet rope around drawing*

[Kaity]

of course :)

*paints leaves violet*

[Carey]

ok, thankyou
*buys cheap worn out shop that has nothing in it*
*posh voice*wanna use this to display our wonderful works of art?

[Kaity]

*paints shop multicoloured*

*watches people stream in*

[Sheryl]

*wonders wat the hell is goin on*

[gwen-rox]

*wounders along with sheryl*

[Carey]

*takes piece of paper and chalks on it*

[Kaity]

Im a painter,
And Carey is a chalker who opened a shop! :D

*paints sheryl black*

[Carey]

so, anyone wanna buy any of our masterpieces?

[Kaity]

I would but Im afraid i gave all my money to you :P

*paints clothes lilac*

[Carey]

oh, yeh...i used it to buy this shop......well, anyone else?

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*walks into shop with a bigass canvas with a FaaARRrkin hot as naked chick painted on it* does anyone wanna buy this?

[Carey]

hey, you have to do an interview to be part of our art gallery...give 5 reasons why you should get the job in less than 50 words :P

[Kaity]

*paints Toon black*

[gwen-rox]

hey paint one of ur teeth black it looks hell funni

[Carey]

??? um...it might not come off lol

[im_your_angel]

ok, im in the wrong village... i thought this was village green? why ya'll talkin bout black?

[Carey]

we're painters :)

*EDIT* and chalkers ^_^

[gwen-rox]

i thought so :)

[Kaity]

No carey you're not a painter, you're a chalker. Me and nancy are painters!
:D

[Carey]

ooh, yehhhh.....*edits post*

[ninny_23]

I'm a painter! Woohoo. Hmmm, what to paint... *paints donut shop spring green*

[Carey]

*chalks a tile on the floor*
*backs it with glass*

[Kaity]

*adds pink dots to donut*

[Carey]

*chalks a sign saying ''all welcome''*

[Kaity]

*paints border around sign*

[Carey]

*chalks some more on floor*

[gwen-rox]

*chalks along*

[Carey]

thankyou, now i dont have to worry about doing all this pavement by myself *smiles*

[Dark Angel of Time]

I paint pictures, uhh of my cartoon. * gets quiet *

[gwen-rox]

the only thing i can draw or pain is stick figures :)

[Carey]

Draw and paint some stick figures then :)
And Sam? I'll let you chalk along if you stop making pointless threads <_<:)

[Kaity]

I dont think that'll work.

[Carey]

hmmm, yeh ture *thinks*

[Kaity]

*paints....things*

[Carey]

*chalks Sammy Jean's clothes black*

[Kaity]

*paint half of DAOT's clothes an ugly green*

[Carey]

lol, took me a while to work out what DAOT meant

[gwen-rox]

i got no idea :unsure:

[Carey]

Dark Angel Of Time lmao =P

[Kaity]

Haha, yeah...

*spam* :P

[Carey]

spam, isnt that a cheap rip-off of ham?

just like quorn is a rip-off of corn?

[gwen-rox]

never herd of quorn b4 :unsure:

[Carey]

quorn= some sort of vegetable burger i think...i guess it tastes nice

[im_your_angel]

i like, um, pe0pLe. ya and um, ya. pe0pLe. haha

[Kaity]

quorn is a vegetable meat, not just a burger.

And what is the p0int in writing like this, with 0's instead 0f o's

[freak01]

i can't paint or chalk, so i'll draw.
*draws dancing people on the windows*

[Carey]

*chalks some more*

[freak01]

*does graffiti on the grass*

[Carey]

you can't graffiti on kaity's lovely....what color was the grass again?

[freak01]

Yesh I can...I just did.
*paints grass orange polka dots*
*does more graffiti*

[Carey]

*desperately grabs kaity's paintpot and paints grass shocking pink again*
right, sorry kaity but she cant graffiti your lovely work

[Kaity]

:shocked: Thanks you so much, Carey! Tess, I'm disapointed in you!!

[Carey]

*chalks big sign saying* ''don't graffiti on grass''

[freak01]

why are you disappointed in me Kaity? i don't like pink.

[Carey]

well...it still doesn't give you the right to paint over it =P

[Kaity]

Originally posted by freak01@Jun 7 2004, 01:38 AM
why are you disappointed in me Kaity? i don't like pink.
Pink rules! I know, I'll give you half the grass for you to graffiti on, how about that?

[Carey]

*chalks*
*chalks*
*sits*
*chalks some more*

[Kaity]

*dances in my field of paper flowers*

Lmfao... i should get out more.

[freak01]

Yay I get half the grass! *graffitis and accidentally gets some on trees*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*lights a tree on water*

[Carey]

*runs away*
*remembers she left her chalk bucket*
*goes back for chalk bucket*
*runs away again*

[Kaity]

Tess!!! Paint that tree back to green!! Please?

*laughs at Tess*

[Carey]

what about brown it cant be just aaaall green lol

[freak01]

Why was the tree green in the first place? *paints tree purple*

*laughs at Kaity*

[Carey]

hahaha *laughs*
*bumps into wet painted tree*

[freak01]

ha ha now you're half purple *paints the rest of you purple*
*sticks wet paint sign on tree*

[Kaity]

Lmfao!! It was green coz... Whatever.

[Carey]

you need to put a wet paint sign on me so no-one sits on me!!!

(someone fell ontop of me at school yesterday)

[freak01]

oh alright then
*sticks wet paint sign on carey* *sticks 'do not fall on' sign on carey*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*sits on carey* ... *reads sign* damn...

[Carey]

har har har...lol...*runs home*
*takes shower*
*runs back*

[Kaity]

I'm quitting my job.

Whatever.

[Carey]

why? ok...ill keep mine...*plays basketball*

[Kaity]

Because I have more important things to sort out right now.

[freak01]

Kaity are you alright?

[Carey]

*weeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*runs around on grass*

[Kaity]

No, not particuarly, I just need time, thanks anyway, Tess.

[Carey]

*trips on a stone*
*lands on elbow*

[freak01]

lol Carey chill out.
Yeah no problem Kaity. If you ever wanna talk I'm here.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

*lafs at carey* hahahaha i mean.. are you ok?

[freak01]

*rolls around on the grass* woooooohoooo.

[Carey]

haha yahs im fine *sarcatsic look* thankyou haha *takes a chill pill*

[freak01]

I need to buy some of those chill pills. But till I find them...*runs around screaming*

[Carey]

*gives her a chill pill*

[freak01]

*takes it* thanks. *tries to calm down*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

bloody junkies...

[Carey]

*grabs a bottle of water*
*drinks*
want some tess? to wash down that chill pill?

[freak01]

sure *chokes on chill pill* HACK.

[Carey]

*pats tess on the back*

[Nirvana]

hey, does anyone have cake?

[AvRiL_rOx66]

oh hell no......CHEESECAKE *pulls a oreo cheesecake out of pocket* ive been saving this for me and you lindsay...*watches as millions of peopple storm in and eat all cake*

[Nirvana]

:( ooooo I was so excited when I was reading this and then my smile faded......

[Carey]

*runs over*
I missed the cheesecakes?? Mmmmm Orios..I tried those once when I was in Florida.

[freak01]

*gives cake to Lindsay* there. now smile some more.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!CAKE!!!

[Carey]

heyyy, i want some cakey too!!!

[freak01]

*bakes giant cake and dives into it*

[Carey]

*eats most of it*
*spits tess back out*
oops sorry :S