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AWENJer
05-04-2004, 01:17 PM
It started out with Matt on drums, Mark on bass, Evan lead guitar and Jesse on Rythem guitar.

Mark decided to turn his black shoulder lenth hair into this dreadlock ghetto style with head band around his head look. He wore baggy pants and muscle shirts. Not exactly stylin' and not of it helped his already misfortunate looks.

Matt had brown hair and a cute smile. An odd looking and yet hansome fellow.

Evan, evan with his bleached hair and three earings in each ear fit didn't exactly look like a bad boy rock star but non the less was one sexy beast.

And Jesse was a goofy, cute and adorable guy. He often dyed his hair blue or bleached It (as seen in Sk8er Boi video) and looked like a cuddly huggable kind of guy.

These four men came out on top and formed a hot band!

Then Mark left and a bass player with equal the good (well..bad) looks took his place doing no harm to the bands hotness.


Evan decides to grow his hair longer and put black streaks in it. BAD MOVE!

And Matt also decides to change his regular hair style and grow it longer. Can we say UGLY?!

And then left Jesse and came Craig. Not only does he have the bad looks of Charlie he also Is married (MAJOR BUMMER!)

Mean while Avril who Is looking as hot as ever decides to fashion herself in micky mouse shoes (laces untied) and sports a gueine half smile (NOT) and also traded in her usual black eye liner in for some pink or orange eye liner she stole from Christina Aguilara which Crusty aquired when exchanging make up tips from
Sylvia Brown (that cheap 'psychic').

Ending result? Avril and band at Kids choice awards.

whitney_m
05-04-2004, 01:35 PM
I don't see one thing wrong with how the band looks now! Yes Mark was hotter than Charlie but I seriously don't think Charlie is ugly.
Jesse was hot, Craig is equally hot in my opinion.
Evan's hair....I can't say that I like it but..eh whatever floats his boat.
And matt.....Nothing can ever make that man look ugly...Mmmmm I'd love to f*ck him lmao

FallingDown
05-04-2004, 01:36 PM
Maybe I should join the band, how about that Whit? lmao. ;)

Kaity
05-04-2004, 01:40 PM
Oh Whits... Trust you, haha!

Yeah, Evan and Matt's hair are pretty bad moves, but i think it suits them either way. Craig? meh, same hotness as jesse. And charlie, well, i never notice hes there so it doesnt matter to me.

Avril - Cute.

whitney_m
05-04-2004, 01:42 PM
yes Brandon...oh I think Matt would have competition then!! And you can organize that 3some with Av lmao

FallingDown
05-04-2004, 01:49 PM
Me? Competition... well, yea.. lmao.

Threesome? I'm on it!

Dee
05-04-2004, 03:14 PM
I laughed when I read what you (AWENJer) wrote but you might have a point there.

The only ones I thought looked good were Matt and Evan, even from the beginning.
The others are probably great at what they do but they are not that good looking.

Maybe Matt and Evan want to look more older and mature not just cute and sexy.

Open Your Eyes
05-04-2004, 05:01 PM
Who cares what they look like? They're all hot in their own way. I think they're personalities count most. All four of them are really sweet guys.

AvrilandEvan22
05-04-2004, 05:54 PM
:blink:

Lmfao boxer boy.

ninny_23
05-05-2004, 08:18 PM
Hey! Craig is one hot piece of ass!!!

Evan is always hot, same with Matt. They're like unable to be ugly.

DearestHelpless
05-05-2004, 08:21 PM
I think this is a stupid thread.

The band didn't go ugly. Two of them changed their hair style. They look even better now.

Nirvana
05-05-2004, 08:23 PM
hey if n e one can send me pics of the new band thatll be great....so then i can participate in here

KiD
05-05-2004, 08:55 PM
Maybe their maturing and hotness is acellerating at a rate faster than yours is. Not an insult, but an idea.

al_Lou<<
05-06-2004, 07:02 PM
^ yeah!

they look more fashion i think lol!!!!! well i really like their look anyways EVAN is hot with or w/out hair !!!!! i can't deny it!!!!!! i luv him! and yeah avril looks really good wearing that clothe.................

ninny_23
05-06-2004, 08:04 PM
They're just naturally hella hot.

Death in a Bottle
05-06-2004, 09:27 PM
Beautiful, AWENJer.

Sydney Starlet
05-07-2004, 09:36 PM
That was amusing. I don't think there's anything wrong with the way Craig looks, though. Oh and with the Avril look, I'm just relieved that she hasn't morphed back into tie mode.

ninny_23
05-08-2004, 05:49 PM
The ties weren't that bad. Craig is hot, though.

AvrilandEvan22
05-09-2004, 04:36 PM
Roflmfao Carly!

Actually I kinda missed the ties. She's changed so much

ninny_23
05-09-2004, 06:42 PM
Yeah, at least she isn't old and forgotten though.

Crystal
05-09-2004, 06:46 PM
I didn't know that Craig was married.

ninny_23
05-09-2004, 06:48 PM
I found out after I kept telling people how hot he is.

PaintedNails
05-09-2004, 08:07 PM
Evan is like the only hot one left in the band. And I guess Matt, but I prefer Evan. I think his hair is okay, I think anything would work with him since he's so hot. And Av..Well she needs to throw the red eyeshadow out. Charlie scares me though..I never liked him..He has a big nose lmao.

AvrilandEvan22
05-10-2004, 04:34 PM
Lmfao Nancy!

Matt used to be really hot. He's not so much anymore I don't think...spiky hair was nicer. Evan's still really hot though. *drools*

Martine
05-10-2004, 06:06 PM
Okay I personally think dreds are f*cking sexy. Mark is even hotter in person, thank you very much.

PaintedNails
05-10-2004, 06:57 PM
Eww...I don't like dreads..And Matt did look alot better with the spiky hair...

jerk
05-19-2004, 09:29 AM
my opinion???? MARK THE BEST

Muqaddas_Farishta
05-25-2004, 10:07 PM
They're all hot. All except Craig and Charlie. Avril is HOTT! Damn is she ever! And Evan's hair would look a lot better if the highlights weren't so wide, but he is still hot. Matt is always hot! Jesse was soo much hotter then Craig. I don't think Craig is that hott at all. Charlie...no comment.

ninny_23
05-25-2004, 10:11 PM
Evan's hair is stating to resemble a skunk. He may be hot, but his hair is freaking me out.

gwen-rox
05-26-2004, 12:33 AM
i dont like evan's hair that much

but he's still hot

ninny_23
05-26-2004, 12:49 AM
Of course he's still hot! He is oozing hotness as I like to say.

DearSweetImpaler
05-26-2004, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by ninny_23@May 26 2004, 03:11 AM
Evan's hair is starting to resemble a skunk. He may be hot, but his hair is freaking me out.
Yeah *shudder* It's way too, uhh, white! I've really gone off him! But Matt...mmm Matt! He is hot!

TelescopeEyes
05-26-2004, 06:23 AM
lol, I'm not really liking Evan's skunk hair resemblance but he's still hot! I'm actually starting to like Matt more than before, but I'm not liking his hair that much either lol.

infamous
05-26-2004, 04:31 PM
I completely agree with Lauren. Matt definately mmmm! I mean there is no words to decribe that perfection.

Artemis
05-26-2004, 04:50 PM
I might just have to agree with you Chris. *cough* I mean...just look at him. And you know what makes him oh so much f*cking hotter? When he's playing the drum and he twirls the drumstick in his hand real quick! I get all giddy everytime he does that.

infamous
05-26-2004, 05:10 PM
Omg!! Meg you trying to steal my Matt lol jk. But still, don't try lol. And yes, when he twirls those sticks ..and even when he bobs his head up and down during skater boi. and also the way he sorta sways when he plays don't tell me. Aww lol

whitney_m
05-26-2004, 05:21 PM
Matt is the hottest. By far.
Evan's hair does look rather...skunk-ish. lmfao!!
But yeah i'll agree with Meg. When he twirls the drumstick. Mmmmm Everything Matt does it hot.

Crystal
05-26-2004, 09:06 PM
I think that Matt's the hottest, too, now that Jesse and Mark are gone.

gone_country
05-26-2004, 09:42 PM
The band was alot hotter before. No Jesse, No Mark. Evan and Matt's hair was better before. Regardless, I'd still f*ck each and every one of them.

ninny_23
05-26-2004, 11:44 PM
THEY ARE ALL HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Except for Mark, he scares me.

whitney_m
05-28-2004, 01:15 PM
lmfao Mal. haha.

Matt is the hottest. Omg i wanna f*ck him lol

TelescopeEyes
05-28-2004, 01:49 PM
Lmfao, you guys make me like Matt more.. but Evan's still there at the top, well if you look past the hair lmao.

whitney_m
05-28-2004, 01:56 PM
Nope. Evan gets a thumbs down.

TelescopeEyes
05-28-2004, 01:58 PM
Lmao, Matt with get two thumbs up from me if He gets back his shorter hair... I just don't like long hair on guys in general lol.

AvrilandEvan22
05-28-2004, 04:39 PM
Lmfao Nancy...ugh! Evan is still the hottest lmfao. Still oozing...

Matt's not hot anymore!

whitney_m
05-28-2004, 04:49 PM
MATT IS HOT!!

I can see this Matt Cult starting and a Evan Cult.

FallingDown
05-28-2004, 05:03 PM
Avvvvvrrrrillll....

nuff said'.

Dee
05-28-2004, 05:22 PM
Ok, so Evan's hair looked a lot better before. I'm wondering if he is going to keep this hairstyle for a while.

Matt and Evan have indeed changed a lot and it looks like it is only them which is determining if the band has gone from being hot to ugly. In my opinion the band haven't done that even if I'm no too fond of their new hairstyles. They still look great to me.

Sheryl
05-28-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by whitney_m@May 28 2004, 10:49 PM
MATT IS HOT!!
I'm with you on that one.

gone_country
05-28-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by whitney_m@May 28 2004, 11:15 AM
lmfao Mal. haha.

Matt is the hottest. Omg i wanna f*ck him lol
Whit, hon, you'll f*ck almost anyone! haha, I mean *cough* you're not a slut! hahahaha you're just a horny b*tch. Likee I said to Crys today, always got sex on the brain, that one! lmao I still want you whit!

whitney_m
05-28-2004, 09:40 PM
:o:O I'm your horny little b*tch Mal.
Yes I can't help it. It's like a disease.

TelescopeEyes
05-28-2004, 09:54 PM
Evan.

gone_country
05-29-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by whitney_m@May 28 2004, 07:40 PM
:o:O I'm your horny little b*tch Mal.
Yes I can't help it. It's like a disease.
You're mine, and only mine!! We're open to threesomes, welcome all hot girls!! Well...and guys too, I suppose...gotta love the cock! couldn't live without it, lmfao right whit! ;)

Jessie
05-29-2004, 02:03 AM
Awww lovers, don't forget about me.

whitney_m
05-29-2004, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by gone_country+May 29 2004, 04:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gone_country @ May 29 2004, 04:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--whitney_m@May 28 2004, 07:40 PM
:o:O I'm your horny little b*tch Mal.
Yes I can't help it. It's like a disease.
You're mine, and only mine!! We're open to threesomes, welcome all hot girls!! Well...and guys too, I suppose...gotta love the cock! couldn't live without it, lmfao right whit! ;) [/b][/quote]
Mal that is absolutely correct!! I'm yours! haha
And Jess we can't forget you love!

ninny_23
05-29-2004, 03:16 PM
HOT BAND!!!!!!!!!!

gone_country
05-29-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Jessie@May 29 2004, 12:03 AM
Awww lovers, don't forget about me.
Me, Whit, Jess, Meg and Avril....Group Orgy! hahahaha, it's a plan, if I do say so myself...c'mon, I knmow y'all want Av!

FallingDown
05-29-2004, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by gone_country@May 29 2004, 04:31 PM
I know y'all want Av!
Who doesn't?

whitney_m
05-29-2004, 08:59 PM
Exactly!
Yes group orgy Mal!! Whoo!

what_ever
05-30-2004, 05:36 AM
Evan will allways be hot,
his new haircut (yesterday) im loving that.

TelescopeEyes
05-30-2004, 05:58 AM
^^ Damn right!

AvrilandEvan22
05-31-2004, 10:22 AM
New haircut?! Pic please...

Aw I feel sad, I haven't saved many pics of Av or Ev lately!

AvRiL_rOx66
06-13-2004, 08:17 PM
uh huh they're jsyt maturing, they did change alot but we cant do anything about it....i find they all look great, and mark is so 2002....

Evan Rocks
06-17-2004, 02:23 PM
i think they all are hot. and london was damn fine with those dreadlocks!!! "was", hell he still is. *why don't i live in canada??* evan has fixed his hair, it looks better. matt can do whatever the hell he wants to his hair and he'll still look gorgeous. charlie is cute in his own little charlie way. and craig is damn sexy too. *why does he hafta be married??* and jesse was just the cutest goofball. i liked his brown hair the best. blue wasn't bad, but i didn't like the blonde as much. i miss him. :(

ninny_23
06-18-2004, 04:35 PM
I think Craig is hot, even if he is married.

AvRiL_rOx66
06-18-2004, 08:12 PM
charlie isnt "HOT" hes more of a hansom/cute guy. i odnt find the band ugly at all :o

ninny_23
06-19-2004, 01:26 AM
I agree, Charlie isn't bad looking, but I wouldn't drool.

AvRiL_rOx66
07-04-2004, 05:56 PM
me neither, i like toq save the drooling for evan or matt!

ninny_23
07-05-2004, 12:24 AM
*coughEvanorBradcough* Yeah I agree, except for the Matt part.

Nightwind Hawk
07-05-2004, 01:04 AM
Matt is ugly. I don't even wanna post the pic again.

ninny_23
07-05-2004, 03:47 AM
lmao Then don't do it! He looks drunk all the time. Or dirty at least.