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Up All Night
06-02-2004, 07:42 PM
What are your opinions on it? Girls, would you ever try it with the right guy? Guys, are you desperate to, but your girlfriend is too prude?
DearestHelpless
06-02-2004, 08:29 PM
I don't understand how it makes a girl prude if she doesn't want to do it.
Up All Night
06-02-2004, 08:33 PM
I didn't say that. That was just a reason why she might not want to do it.
Death in a Bottle
06-02-2004, 09:35 PM
Yes, I am desperate to stick my dick up someone's assh*le. I can't sleep at night because it occupies my thoughts every second of the day.
Up All Night
06-03-2004, 01:49 AM
^ *eye rollage* Sarcasm noted and forgotten.
sSwiNg
06-03-2004, 06:34 AM
when me and my gf were f*cking drunk we've tried it
but it didn't work hahah it was funny but dirty,,, we both
know that we don't need it anyways,,, maybe (much) later
humpme
06-03-2004, 11:35 AM
i love it! It's sooo f*cking fun!
DearestHelpless
06-03-2004, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Death in a Bottle@Jun 2 2004, 09:35 PM
Yes, I am desperate to stick my dick up someone's assh*le. I can't sleep at night because it occupies my thoughts every second of the day.
Me too, Taylor. Me too...
Death in a Bottle
06-03-2004, 02:10 PM
Nice. We can take turns.
DearestHelpless
06-03-2004, 02:29 PM
How exciting.
Up All Night
06-03-2004, 04:59 PM
Can I get in on the action?
DearestHelpless
06-03-2004, 05:13 PM
You didn't seem to like his comment at first. Why do you now?
avrilrocks007
06-03-2004, 10:31 PM
hey its ur own opinion, iv never tried it but ewww i dont plan on it lol
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 01:24 AM
Taylor doesn't seem to want you in on the action. I'm sorry, my dear. Discuss it with him. And again...

My deepest sympathies.
Heather Lovelace
06-04-2004, 07:50 AM
Haha.. f*ck what Taylor thinks... You can always rape him.. but.. no. The b*tch is mine.
Up All Night
06-04-2004, 07:46 PM
He can go suck a f*ck for all I care.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 07:51 PM
That didn't actually make sense, I hope you know.
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 07:54 PM
No, it really didn't.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 07:55 PM
Well it's just...you can't actually suck a f*ck for a f*ck is not an actual object. You know?
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 08:00 PM
But I can see his dilemma. He wouldn't want to say "Suck a dick," because it would be really ironic and I would obviously laugh at him.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 08:01 PM
Well I laughed at his actual comment, so it's not like he was gaining anything by not saying that.
Up All Night
06-04-2004, 08:02 PM
Um, well, I got it from Donnie Darko. "Suck a f*ck." I liked it.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 08:05 PM
Well I don't. It's a statement that makes so sense. One that cannot ever actually be true.
Up All Night
06-04-2004, 08:08 PM
Well, I did, despite being nonsensical.
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 08:09 PM
Unless f*ck suddenly turned into a noun. Which I don't know what it would be.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 08:10 PM
Ooh...maybe it can be a lollipop and then you really can go suck a f*ck!! I'd want to suck a f*ck with you though....
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 08:17 PM
You can suck my f*ck.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 08:18 PM
Oooh...What flavor?
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 08:19 PM
Milk?

I'll let you think about that one for a while.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 08:20 PM
lol I get it, Taylor.

I'm not THAT slow, thank you.

I don't really like milk though. It kind of makes me sick.
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 11:35 PM
Well, that's the only flavor I got.
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 11:36 PM
Damn. I was hoping maybe you'd have cherry or grape.
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 11:37 PM
They have those flavored condoms...
DearestHelpless
06-04-2004, 11:42 PM
Ooh...then this might be a possibility. But are they good? I need to see if they're good first.
Death in a Bottle
06-04-2004, 11:46 PM
I don't know. Ask Nathan to try one. You like the taste of his milk.
DearestHelpless
06-05-2004, 12:50 AM
lol Screw you, Taylor.
Death in a Bottle
06-05-2004, 05:51 PM
Yes, please.
rock_life
06-07-2004, 12:19 PM
I've never tried it...but maybe I will,one day
Emerson
06-07-2004, 08:39 PM
Uhm, what's the point of anal sex? :huh:
PunkyMalone
06-07-2004, 09:36 PM
....to insert your dick in someone's ass. duh.

the point is obvious for gay couples because, well, they're lacking a very vital hole. personally i don't see straight guys' fascination with screwing girls in very uncomfortable places (10 points for the reference). i always thought they were harbouring secret (ha, i wrote 'sexret' first) homosexual fantasies, but I guess it's also because some girls have been around the block so many times that, well, strechiness and... well, it's just tighter back there. *ahem*
Lamer Than Lame
06-07-2004, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by PunkyMalone@Jun 7 2004, 07:36 PM
personally i don't see straight guys' fascination with screwing girls in very uncomfortable places (10 points for the reference).
"What, like the back of a Volkswagon?"
PunkyMalone
06-07-2004, 10:36 PM
excellent. 10 points.
PunkyMalone
06-08-2004, 08:21 PM
Also. You people and your suck a f*ck... you guys suck, because obviously it makes no sense. You had it out of context.

"You can go suck a f*ck." Donnie's sister
"Tell me, how exactly would one suck a f*ck?" - Donnie
"You f*ck-ass." - sister
"What's a f*ck-ass?" - little sister.

not sure if the third line is right but yeah. the first two, and last one are. pretty close anyway.
xchEEsyx
06-08-2004, 10:28 PM
^haha I remember that scene...I liked the f*ckass line
Up All Night
06-09-2004, 03:21 AM
The scene went like this:

Big sister: "Donnie, you're such a dick."
Donnie: "Whoa, Elizabeth, a little hostile there. Maybe you should be the one in therapy so mom and dad can pay $200 an hour for someone to listen to all your thoughts, so we don't have to."
Big sister: "Okay, do you wanna tell mom and dad why you stopped taking your medication?"
Donnie: "You are such a f*ckass!"
Big sister: *laughs* "What?"
Mom: "Please."
Big sister: "Did you just call me a f*ckass?"
Mom: "Elizabeth, that's enough."
Big sister: "You can go suck a f*ck!"
Donnie: "Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a f*ck?"
Big sister: "You want me to tell you?"
Donnie: "Please tell me."
Mom: "We will not have this at the dinner table. Stop!"
Donnie: *mimes* "I'm all ears."
Little sister: "What's a f*ckass?"
FallingDown
06-09-2004, 08:36 AM
Yea, good film.
Nightwind Hawk
06-09-2004, 09:07 AM
lmfao
The Original Sk8er Boi
06-17-2004, 10:28 AM
well i'm not saying i'd neva try it
AvRiL_rOx66
06-17-2004, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by DearestHelpless@Jun 3 2004, 12:01 PM
Me too, Taylor. Me too...
yeah. defiantely. same here! how boot a chocolate pretzel? mallrats style! LMAO
Da Boggsta
07-07-2004, 03:55 AM
either u do or you dont, doesnt bother me!

It is better for the guy tho, much tighter which increases orgasm!
Flying Penguin
07-15-2004, 05:25 AM
i love anal sex! especially when my next door neigbor does it! hes great!
Da Boggsta
07-16-2004, 05:06 AM
^ haha the girl next door hey?

mmm voyerism!

I like givin, not receiving :P