Lamer Than Lame

[Lamer Than Lame]

<center>Kiss Me, I'm Slurpee-Faced

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Behind The Avatar

I'm an 80's child, but I don't like neon, spandex or men in short shorts. I enjoy going on the odd Slurpee Run [okay, I get four a week. SUE ME.] and taking, and eventually liberating, pylons/traffic cones/whatever you call them. I'm also a bit of an English geek. I've almost taken all of the English classes offered at the college I go to. Go me? So, yeah, I like writing and drawing and taking pictures. And music--can't forget that.


What was the most memorable moment you've experienced here at AvrilStar in the past year?

Sometimes I look through old threads and I realize how bitter I have become. Well, not fully, but the bitterness is evident. Some memorable moments on Avril Star period include the online catfights, the Sisters From Hell, having weird conversations in the Admin/Mod forums with Kerry, scaring away a new user [damn, I wish I could find that thread], and just laughing at some things people have written. Some of you freaks are clever, I tell ya.


Avril just released a new album! Did you buy it? What is your favourite UMS song?

I haven't bought it--I downloaded it! Bwa ha haa! Hey, I have no remorse 'cuz it's legal in Canada. Don't worry, I'll give Avril some money when I see her live in concert again. Also, I hate how people shorten her album title to call it "UMS" 'cuz I read it like, "Um" with an "s" on the end. "Uuuuummm.....s." Anyways, my favourite song is 'Fall to Pieces' ... not because I can relate to it, but because it's in my key and I can sing along the entire time.


If Avril were to read this Yearbook one day, what would you like to tell her?

Don't be afraid to take risks ... and STOP hanging out with Raine Maida. When he divorces Chantal Kerkinazjioduadoichuk he's going to be with ME. ME!


Shout-outs, Other Comments

Some words of wisdom Lamer style: Beware of manholes [or personholes, you militant feminists]; If you see a lonely pylon on the side of the road, take it home and/or give it to a friend; Don't be afraid of colour; Knives are cool; And, finally, life is a joke ... make fun of it.

[Martine]

http://a.1asphost.com/teenychicka/pylon.jpg
Hey hey pylon buddy! This is my most recent addition. You always crack me up, and hey, maybe one day i'll come down and stalk you. At least I know where to look *puts on the trenchcoat*. Bitterness is the way to be! *hug*

I forget to turn off my signature every godamn time >_<

[Heather Lovelace]

Lamer. Lol. I dunno what to say, I haven't really spoken to you before, but, we all know you're a really kewl girl... and you crack me up! Lol.

[InspireMe]

Life is a joke? What a joke! Talk about lame... hahaha. Hehehe.

Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. :o

That is... **cough** Man, you girls are feisty... so jealous of Avril. No wonder Avril got attacked by a stranger girl once.

Anyway... Hail to the Slurpee Queen. Writing rules.

~-~ShouldBeBusyButAccidentallyClickedWrongLinkOnFavo ritesList

[Sydney Starlet]

Well. You don't know me, but I'm Alyssa. I know you, because I'm freakishly stalkerish. Your name is Shannon. I admire your true devotion to slurpees and frequently get a good laugh from your posts. In short, I think you're cool. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to liberate the pylons...

[Lennie]

Hey Lamer your such a awesome person :) You always make me laugh :P Hope you have a slurpeelicious year :D Hope we can talk more this comming yr

- Lenne <3

[Get Over It]

Oh, I've always hated you. goshies, you're awesome! your jokes always make me laugh :aimgrin:

[Avril*wannabe]

Shannnooooonnnnn!! W-hay! Hiya there :D. That picture is bitchin' - i took one like that for my Media Project at school :lol:. Great minds think alike ;).

[Sheryl]

You keep telling me to smile <_< Fine! I'll smile next time, or stand on my head, either way. Anywho, ummmmm....s.

[Kaity]

I'll keep the tip on pylons for the next time i see a lonely one by itself... yeah!

[AvRiL_rOx66]

*does freeky deeky signature*'
Angelaa
xoxo mauh!

[De-Generate]

nice picture :lol: always up for laugh, haven't spoke to you that much but you seem like an awesome girl. one of my favourite 'old school' members :)

[DearestHelpless]

You all keep talking about pylons. What in the hell is a pylon? Anyway....you've provided much entertainment for me, Shannon. Don't stop.

[avrilrocks007]

hey, well i think we've all seen those awesome pics u post in the members pics lol some of those...classics LOL well dont feel bad i prob drink the same amount slurpees as you lol thier soooooooooo addicting! i <3 them lol ok well ya u seem cool hope to talk somtime w/ya

[PunkyMalone]

About two weeks ago I had a slurpee and I thought of you. Four a week? What's wrong with you? There are SEVEN days in a week!

[Amanda]

oh yeah I almost forgot about your pictures that everyone is talking about. well gurl we gotta chat more since your pretty awesome.

[xchEEsyx]

Crayap. Should have been the first one to sign this bitch. Oh well, yeah..you're cool..and stuff, must be because I'm related to you OH YEP MMHMM! Okay time to be normal...

You signed up to this place 2 days after me I think, and you have triple the amount of posts I do...oh man. Anyway, enough small talk. I'll see you around the house, fellow sister from HELL

[Punk_Fearie]

ok...i am gonna say this as nice as i can......i am sorry i have been a b*tch to you.....an i hope we can become friends!!

love,
Danae

[jables666]

Shannon, oh Shannon, one of the few people I still like on this board, there've been some good times with you, stay cool, peace. C/M... IM/M...whatever

[Artemis]

Hmm. What is there to say? Like other people have said, you always make me laugh. Your sense of humour is brilliant. Now I want a slurpee.

[Death in a Bottle]

We've never spoken except for that moment of telepathy (which I don't even remember what that was about anymore).

But seriously, Lamer is like the coolest person ever. Can I get an amen?

[Tiffanie]

oooooooooops!!!!! lol
Sup Girly!!! i almost didnt sign this hehe!! my bad, Well me and you are a couple of the old timers around here huh! lol
You always seem to make me laugh with everything you say, and you have posted the best pictures here ever lol ...*hugs* your one of my fav members :) keep being yourself girl and never leave these forums, they just wouldnt be right without you here ^_^

Tiff

[Up All Night]

I want to have your illicit babies.

Love you, Shan.

[funk*o09]

god, the boards will be SOOO boring without you!
take care! mwah *

[Da Boggsta]

shannon, there is no one else in my life that can make me laugh as hard as when u post ur crazy pix or just chattin in general!! I think i said most of it in colby's thread cos her's came first!!!! haha!

U are a wicked person i can call a friend! i love chatting and joking with you! (when i'm around that is) Tell ya what, we're gonna have a ball when i come to see ya! How many ROAD CONES can one car hold, is gonna be a fav game :P

[KiD]

Oh Lamer...most of the time I read your posts and start cracking up. Damn. I remember in my earlier days you used to kinda be mad and stuff about me spamming. lol. I haven't really stopped. Meh. Anyways, I've only looked through your whole site ten times, but hey, that's...uh......OOH LOOK A MONKEY *runs away*

[narrator]

2 pages makes you a whore.

[IwAnTuAnDuWaNtMe2]

what can i say? we never really chatted so i don't kno you that well but your posts crack me up. maybe one day we'll get to kno each other and become good friends.... or you'll turn me into a pylon to put on your shelf as a trophy.

[2avril4life7]

hey shannon

havent spoke to you in AGES!

hope all is well, see ya round the inter-web

[Sparkplug]

You always find a way to spill slurpees or throw pilons on a conversation. I want a pet pilon :( Can you mail one over next time?

[rjz]

Hi Lamer Than Lame
Nice pic
You are doing a great job

[Crestfallen]

What can i say.. You're a smart and trustworthy person who really knows how to take care of the boards.. Thank you so much for everything you do around here.. and keep on preachin those words of wisdom

Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but didn't you use to have a Thundercats avatar when you first joined.. if so, i think you should be Cooler Than Cool.. ahh the 80s *tear*

..and no more money for you.. you're cut off! you always waste it on those slurpies