Jonah I'm gonna F you poop up

[narrator]

...*whack*
Already the announcer voice...cmon I can take a hint
*whack*
oof....I need a diet pepsi

[jonah hardcore]

oh no you diiiieeeenttt
comon thug..
oh nevermind i see the error of my ways
*administers cheap shot*
haha take that ghetto superstar

[narrator]

*slam* Jingle the bell on the string
*whippidy whippidy whap*
cmon....
*gently slaps Jonah with a cat*
Easy as pie!!!

[jonah hardcore]

<takes cat and strokes it
"it wont be that easy"
<fadinkles^ with banana bread
"thats from my grandma hahahah"
<starts to walk away

[narrator]

*jumps on Jonah and drags him back*
let the styrofoam bread stand!!
*trys to do an elbow drop on Jonah but misses and hits the ground*
*whack*
Crave the walking canister of coke....
....*crunch*
I dropped my bag-o-chips
*wails*
....light it up, yo

[jonah hardcore]

*lights cigar*
*puts in s/t mouth*
*punches the cancer stick into his face*
"thatll learn ya chil'en"
*takes walking coke and bust off legs*
*sets on styrofoam breadstand and drop kicks it over a cliff*
"mwwaaahahahah"
*picks up keilidoscope briefcase and plasticine lampshade*
*turns around*
"wha????"

[jonah hardcore]

*looks around*
"took care of that problem heh"

[Unplanned_Childhood]

*jumps around*
*jumps around*
*jumps around*
*everyone stops listening to him*
I wanna taco

[narrator]

*kills unplanned with a taco launcher*
*whacks Jonah with a sack full of flour*
siff...sucka you goin know what the billy stick means
*scratches his face with a torquise rod*
What foolish mortals they be

[jonah hardcore]

*takes flour and makes bananabread with the robotic banana*
"hey s/t"
*throws the mangled bread into his crotch*
*stomps on him for a while to the rythm of "the boys are back in town"*
"lousy hobo bumkins dont know when to give up their guns"
*picks up unplanned sings a monk hymn*
"i will raise them from the dead and create life all my own mmwwwaahahahahhahahahha"

[narrator]

cracker jack biotch!!
*hits him with his purse*
...Impossible to tell....banana tree
*turns his head and smiles*
*snaps his fingers*
I've got it!!
*anvil falls on top of him*
snaps!!

[Sparkplug]

:rolleyes: *walks by the battlefield*

[Lennie]

Originally posted by AVRILROCKS!!!@Oct 31 2002, 07:01 PM
:rolleyes: *walks by the battlefield*
:huh: wats Going on...??? :confused: lol **walking on a battle field...** :no: war is bad!! ohh well....... :mrgreen:

[narrator]

*lifts anvil off of his stomach*
Okay now its time for the...
What is it that you do when you umm....
...
hit..no...kill yeah thats it
*looks around*
Wheres your pink baseball now, huh?
*taps his face with his metal finger*
Give it up, theres no more lighter fluid for you to drink

[jonah hardcore]

damn i need a high now... i guess ill talk to ... drew the king of illegal drug paraphenelia ... but until then

*pulls out unicolor grenade and chucks it*
*scrunches face*
wha?!?!?!
damn dollar store plastic rambo set DAMN YOU!!!!
*realizes the metal finger is dettached and running for him*
aaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!
*pulls out wind up ninja turtle*
take that
ahahhahaha
wha?!!??!

[narrator]

Shizzle my nizzle bioootch!!!
*kicks over teenage mutant ninja turtle*
I know the secret of the ooze
*pours ooze on his private parts*
*something happens*
Its awake
...
*it rips off and runs away*
Well fuck my ass and call me charlie