Cake

[quit that]

Cake rules and you all know it.

[DearestHelpless]

Would you pick cake over pie?

[Death in a Bottle]

Lauren... He means the band.

And I would have to agree.

[DearestHelpless]

I know, but I was just asking.

And give reasons too.

[Death in a Bottle]

Because... They're awesome?

[DearestHelpless]

No, like the food...cake or pie and why?

[narrator]

Cake is the shit.

why, you ask? shut the hell up, you're not good enough to question cake.

[DearestHelpless]

I wasn't question the band god damnit people.

[Death in a Bottle]

But we don't want to talk about the food.

[DearestHelpless]

Fine. Forget it.

[Lamer Than Lame]

You're never there!

[Death in a Bottle]

I will survive. That was the greatest cover I have ever heard.

[narrator]

I'm partial to a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

[Lamer Than Lame]

"Sheep go to Heaven; Goats go to Hell..."

My dad walked in my room and that song was playing on the radio. He was like, "The hell?"

[ToOnaiMiaK]

do they sing that "i want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooonnng jacket" song?

[Lamer Than Lame]

Why, yes, that they do.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

i haaaaaate that song!

[Lamer Than Lame]

I kneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew you were going to say that.

I didn't think I'd use that many e's, though.

[quit that]

I prefer the entire Fashion Nugget album, myself.