Pre Game Show

[Crestfallen]

In an attempt to beat up a dead horse, bury it, and then dig it up to beat it some more...

ahem.. I mean.. it's time for the AvrilStar Awards yay =D

Well this is just the pre-show, to get your input on which awards you want this time around.. to make these the best AvrilStar Awards ever!! Let's build it together :)

Here's the list as it stands now:

-Best Avatar
-Worst Avatar
-Best Signature
-Worst Signature

-Most Helpful Member
-Most Intelligent Member

-Favourite Member
-Favourite Moderator
-Favourite Admin

-Nicest Member
-Funniest Member
-Most Likely to go Un-noticed
-Worst typing skills

-Most Attractive Female Member
-Most Attractive Male Member

-Best Member Overall

AWARDS BY FORUMS

THE LOBBY
-Best game
-Member with the best thread ideas

INTRODUCTIONS
-Best newbie
-Best oldbie (someone who's been around a long time)

LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS
-Best Advice Giver

THE SANCTUARY
-Best debator

GRAPHIC DESIGN
-Best sig maker
-Member with the most talent

CREATIVE WRITING
-Best Poem
-Most Original Writer

FAN FICTION
-Best story overall
-Best FanFic Writer


CHILL-OUT VILLAGE
-Best role-player overall
-Best spots to hang out

Please tell me what should be added/deleted :)

Voting shall not be until next week!

[Lamer Than Lame]

Originally posted by Crestfallen@Jul 24 2004, 09:13 PM
In an attempt to beat up a dead horse, bury it, and then dig it up to beat it some more...
No bitterness, eh? And, uh, I'll put up some ideas later when I'm not as tired and malnourished.

[Crestfallen]

No I just heard that phrase on Mad TV as i was typing this, and it made me laugh.. but lets not tell anyone, so i look witty and funny.

[Lamer Than Lame]

You're "secret" is safe with me..

[DearestHelpless]

Uh...what secret?

[Crestfallen]

shhh! no secret here!

...you're already ruining it with your mis-spelling of 'your' ;D

anyways awards.. lets have funny ones.. someone suggested most likely to uhm.. somthing? its too late for me to think :/

[gwen-rox]

The member most likly to say theyre leaving and come back the next day :P

When are we aloud to start voting?

[Crestfallen]

lol so many people would be nominated for that :P

I dont know yet.. i want to give this thread some time.. maybe in 3-4 days? then voting for a week :)

[ninny_23]

Next week! Didn't you see? lmao I think you should add the most likely to get killed by another member.

[Nightwind Hawk]

Originally posted by Crestfallen@Jul 24 2004, 09:13 PM
-Favourite Admin
Haha, very funny Drew.

[Crestfallen]

lol killed

and yes.. favourite admin.. this year its gonna be a close race between Crestfallen, >Mr. Drinking Bird< (http://www.dixiesgifts.com/drinkingbird.jpg), and a >piece of coal< (http://www.scsc.k12.ar.us/2000backeast/ENatHist/Members/Reynolds/mvc-004f.jpg).

[Nightwind Hawk]

Or I guess we can pick between all the admins that have been admins at one time :D The site admin, admin that never came, admin that went crazy, and admin that banned herself.. ;)

Edit: and yeah, the killed one is good :P lmao

perhaps there should be a "Biggest Whiner" and "Biggest Complainer" and "Stupidest Topic Starter"

[InspireMe]

Uh... I don't know if this is a good idea, but how about craziest member? Well, I can't think of who'd be the craziest... "Most sane" might stand out more.

[Crestfallen]

I dont want negative awards like biggest spammer or biggest whiner.. cause firstly its not to put down anyone.. and secondly, it usually back fires and you get these people starting to spam or whine or be the 'biggest b*tch' just to get that particular award :blink: Which i'll never understand.

I like the craziest and sanest member awards those are funny ^^

I just want lots of awards to many people can win :)

[Nightwind Hawk]

Most likely to get in a relationship with __________
User to most likely have the most accounts on AS? :P *cough*danae*cough*
User to most change his/her nickname
Most opinionated member
Member that best sticks up for herself/himself
Member that most posts Avril news and/or pictures

just a couple of things i could think of :)

[Artemis]

Ahahaha Kyle...Danae...that was good. It actually made me laugh.

[whitney_m]

-Bitchiest Member.
You forgot to mention it Meg. lmao

[Artemis]

Lol because that's a negative award smart one.

[Lamer Than Lame]

Originally posted by Crestfallen@Jul 24 2004, 09:33 PM
...you're already ruining it with your mis-spelling of 'your' ;D
Fuck.....

[whitney_m]

I am smart!

[ninny_23]

Ooh, the member with the most hair.

[DearestHelpless]

The member most likely to appear in playboy.

That would amuse me.

[whitney_m]

^HEHEHEHE. I like it. lmao

[Nightwind Hawk]

Yeah :lol: That's a great one!

[ninny_23]

I'd want to be in Playboy... Good idea.

[DearestHelpless]

I am amazing, aren't I?

[ninny_23]

Yes, you surely are. We should have the most sex addicted award. Funny how that would turn out.

[DearestHelpless]

Bebe would win it. I know she would. What a slut.

[ninny_23]

lmao Give me a few days and I could bang everyone here. Not that I would want to...

[DearestHelpless]

lol Wow.

Member most likely to accidently jump off of a building.

But how do you do that on accident? That amuses me too.

[whitney_m]

Yeah Bebe. The disowner. She'd be like f*ck and chuck lmfao.

[ninny_23]

I have this weird picture in my head.

[gwen-rox]

Is it of a bunny?

[kandedahmer]

Originally posted by Nightwind Hawk@Jul 24 2004, 11:46 PM
"Stupidest Topic Starter"
Fwah! that'd be me *raises hand*

[narrator]

Everyone vote for Snagg3r, in every category, even if he doesn't fit.

[De-Generate]

When exactly will the voting take place next week Drew? I might be on holiday. :( I hope Greece have internet cafes.

[freak01]

Yeah I might be gone too.

[narrator]

Then vote now, and send the pms to an active mod, or just someone besides drew (as his inbox is most likely full from Kyle's love poems) so they can send it in when the voting begins.

[Nightwind Hawk]

tess just vote then I'll turn ur thing in :)

[Get Over It]

Ehhh....

[Nightwind Hawk]

eh?

lmao narrator... No.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

can i help killl the horse?!?! nvm
how bout:
annoyingest
freakest
bitchest
lovingest
caringest
VIOLENTEST (im up for that!)
member most likely to become a start
memebr msot likely to marry evan (me me me)
avrils #1 as fan!

[Yonlu]

Obviously I'll win.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

win what ?

[Yonlu]

The competition! http://www.homestarrunner.com/hsicons/sbIM1.gif

[ninny_23]

There are like 20 catergories, there's a very slim chance you'll win every one.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

yeah.
i dont think ill win any

[Death in a Bottle]

That was the worst pre-game show ever.

[RawkOnAvril00]

wow it's been awhile since i've seen an avrilstar awards. eh.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

ive never tooken part in any awards for forums...this is pretty awesome!

[al_Lou<<]

koool

[ninny_23]

Great input. Most likely to gain twenty pounds on their butt.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

^ill get that one..i eat like a mofo then sleep

[ninny_23]

lmao That's good to know.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

yeah it is..like..right now im eating...and i just ate..and im gonna sleep soon

[sk8andRockoN]

lol I like Kyle's ideas.

... But I don't think we should have a "Best Avatar" and "Best Signature" award etc. because people change their sigs and avatars frequently (well, not everyone, but...) and, I just don't really think it's a good award. Just my opinion, though. I don't really have a good reason to back it up... so... um... never mind.

[Nightwind Hawk]

Yeah, I agree. It's really hard to tell. I'll just vote for johanna lmao.
But again, if we take it away then not as many people will be able to win and it will be alot shorter :(

[sk8andRockoN]

Yay, Kyle agrees with me! Well, kind of lol.

But yeah, I see what you're saying.

This has nothing to do with this topic... but I just noticed in your sig, Kyle, Avril's fingers look stubby and weird :P Not that I don't like the blend or anything. =)

[Nightwind Hawk]

Haha, yeah they do.

OHHH I HAVE AN IDEA! How about Best Website Creator (besides Drew) :D

[sk8andRockoN]

I heard I Don't Give a Damn for the first time today!
And I'm tired!

Okay, back on topic -

But nobody creates websites here except Johanna, right?

[Nightwind Hawk]

I mean anything. For example, your journal, msn group, whatever.

On the other hand... Johanna will win lmao

[quit that]

Hmm.

[Jessie]

How about Best Member Title?

[sk8andRockoN]

@ Kyle - Okay, I get it! But you're right... she will win. :P

Best Member Title? Um... I'm stupid... what is that?

[DearestHelpless]

The little title under your member name. Mine says, "If you're going to rape me, at least aim for the penis." Get it now?

[sk8andRockoN]

Ooh, yeah, I get it. Thanks. :)

[Just_Me]

Originally posted by Get Over It@Jul 25 2004, 04:31 PM
Ehhh....
dahhh :|

[ToOnaiMiaK]

best artist?

[De-Generate]

Favourite overseas member? (not including USA and Canada)
Breakthrough member of the year?

[ToOnaiMiaK]

break through at wat exactly?

[De-Generate]

I was actually taking the piss, I was trying to think of awards they usually have at music awards etc.

[Heather Lovelace]

Originally posted by gwen-rox@Jul 25 2004, 01:06 AM
The member most likly to say theyre leaving and come back the next day :P

When are we aloud to start voting?
We already know that one. *COUGH*oko*COUGH*

-Worst typing skills

That made me laugh.. That's so Danae.

Don't bother doing most hated member, we know ;)

[Nightwind Hawk]

^lmfao

[OKO]

True, I think I've won that one..but Heather your close up in the category too, I better watch out.

Meh, Joie has already won the graphics designing awards..

[Nightwind Hawk]

Nah, Josh wouldn't win that :P Plenty of people have left AS and come back the next day. Atleast Allison had to get josh back.
I'd say that Danae would win both of them :P

[Heather Lovelace]

Originally posted by OKO@Jul 26 2004, 12:12 PM
True, I think I've won that one..but Heather your close up in the category too, I better watch out.

Meh, Joie has already won the graphics designing awards..
No one comes close to Jo's work.. [although her stuff is alot the same, she has that style and you know it's hers.. I'd like to see something a lil different..]

What do you mean I'm close up in the catagory.. of what? Leaving and coming back.. attention seeking or what? I don't get it. Not once have I made a thread (nevermind two) saying "goodbye AS" (Translation: Beg me to stay, beg me to stay. Tell me you love me and you don't want me to go. Oooh, I just love the sympathy) I didn't give you that once, I just told you your giving up easily just because a few dumbass members such as myself that you just can't ignore.

[Get Over It]

Originally posted by Just_Me@Jul 26 2004, 09:19 AM
dahhh :|
yes, baby boss?

[StIcKy_nOtE15]

me i think that ive got wrost typing in the bag i pretty much already won for that *bows down*

[fluorescent]

Originally posted by Crestfallen@Jul 25 2004, 12:33 AM
anyways awards.. lets have funny ones.. someone suggested most likely to uhm.. somthing? its too late for me to think :/
AHAHAHAHAH DREW THAT IS A FUNNY ONE 8)

[AvRiL_rOx66]

i came upwith a whole bunch, i posted them..im to lazy to re-post...OH HOW BOUT LAZYEST member?!?

[Martine]

Once again, that is negative. Why should we award someone for doing something bad? Think about it.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

hmmm lazy is a good thing. well to me it is

[Idont]

^^^ yeah lazyness is not always offensive. specially when people is too lazy to say any stupid thing that goes through their minds at the moment. we could use some of that around here.

how about Best Jesus look alike award??......
I know, i know. I just thought that would be my chance to finally get an award. :(

[Death in a Bottle]

How are worst avatar and worst signature not negative? Jeez, not be so hypocritical.

How about... Hottest member?

[DearestHelpless]

Wasn't that on there? Or am I making it up?

[Death in a Bottle]

f*ck, you're right. It's just as Most Attractive member. I looked through to see if it was on there, but I didn't see it the first time.

Well, either way, Lauren obviously wins that one.

[DearestHelpless]

Lick my balls, Taylor. I don't think so.

[Death in a Bottle]

Come on, Lauren. Someday you'll have to admit to the fact that you are hot, even if you do have balls.

[DearestHelpless]

I beg to differ.

[quit that]

King and Queen of Avrilstar?

[DearestHelpless]

Why am I thinking that was one of the categories too?

[Death in a Bottle]

Originally posted by DearestHelpless@Jul 26 2004, 07:03 PM
I beg to differ.
You are. Just take my word for it.

No, I'm pretty sure King and Queen isn't already on there, but it's a good idea.

[Back to 1987]

Biggest pain in the ass? That could be fun.

[punkLECH]

Other options:

- Best Peacemaker (either really good at closing or ending out-of-control threads, or on a more positive note, one who has been known to arbitrate conflicts between members well)
- Most Innovative Member (comes up with good ideas consistently, either to help the forum or make it more interesting)
- Most Cheerful Member (different from nicest member)
- Most Stalwart Member (puts up with the most sh*t--takes a licking and keeps on ticking--could also apply to mods)

I still hold the Honorary MOSTEST OLDEST MEMBER EVAR!!!!111

[Death in a Bottle]

Age-wise or joined-wise?

[AvRiL_rOx66]

when are the actual awards gonna start?

[Crestfallen]

There are alot of great ideas ^^ I like how punklech explained them all :P

As for why we do a negative 'bad signature' it's because something positive can actually come from it.. ie, the member might change his or her annoying signature. Its not as big a problem now as it was a few years ago but still.. If you guys don't want it, we can always take it off.. we'll have plenty of awards to replace it with.

I'll leave it in the hands of Jessie.. you're host for this year's awards :)

[Avril*wannabe]

Ooo, Jessie's the host!! Cool!
I like PunkLECH's idea's. Also like King and Queen of AvrilStar :D.

[Death in a Bottle]

I have a suggestion. Let's stop talking and just sart the stupid thing.

[Back to 1987]

Taylor, how do you sart something?
However, starting it isn't too shabby of an idea.

[sk8andRockoN]

^ You know what he meant.

I like punkLECH's ideas, as well as King and Queen of AS. =)

But um... what're Sara and Eve talking about?

[punkLECH]

Originally posted by Death in a Bottle@Jul 27 2004, 01:03 AM
Age-wise or joined-wise?
I'm. Just. Old.

Now git up here an' sit in muh lap!!

[De-Generate]

There a chance of these awards starting soon? I go on holiday in about 8 hours. :P If i don't see the final categorys, is it ok if I just answer the awards Drew originally wrote on the first page?

[sk8andRockoN]

lol punkLECH.

... Do you mind me asking how old you are?

[W4nk3r]

born in 1977....you do the math (cause i cant :()

[Lamer Than Lame]

He's 27 years young.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

i dont consider that old

[Lamer Than Lame]

Yeah, considering I'm halfway to being 40. Well, not anymore....*cries*

[AvRiL_rOx66]

1/5 of a century. lol. you're 21?

[Lamer Than Lame]

Yes, that I am. Uh, and I have nothing witty to add to that.

[Get Over It]

Originally posted by sk8andRockoN@Jul 27 2004, 07:25 PM
But um... what're Sara and Eve talking about?
:ph34r:

[Nightwind Hawk]

I haven't seen their posts, but I can guess it's about sex they had on their trip :D

[AvRiL_rOx66]

what are you talking about kylie

[Sheryl]

Originally posted by Lamer Than Lame@Jul 27 2004, 10:01 PM
Yes, that I am. Uh, and I have nothing witty to add to that.
For a change. :P

And I have nothing to contribute to this, other than:

-Most retarded member.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

lol, i MITE get that one. but no one actualy sees me in person (asides from lindsay..(she doesnt count as a person)) so nobody else nkows how retarded i am...i was dropped on my head when i was born

[Sheryl]

Pfft, I have purple hair. I was dropped on my head as a baby, and most people know how retarded I am just by talking to me. Oh, oh, I got another one!

-Member with wierdest hair color

[AvRiL_rOx66]

DAMN! my hair is just plain retarded...grown out streaks...lol so its sorts darker borwn on the top and blond on the bottom does that count as weird?

[Sheryl]

I need to get my cam working. Damn.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

i need to get a cam. and then get it working
DAMN!

[Lamer Than Lame]

Okay, just for the sake of all the English nerds out there (myself included): Best Spelling/Grammar award. That's right, in order for anyone to win that one, your spelling AND grammar must be top notch. That rules out about 97% of the board right there..

[quit that]

I'm all up ins for that idea.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

Okay, so will it count if I write and spell perfectly until the awards are held?
I'm totally up to the challenge!

[Back to 1987]

Brilliant idea Lamer.

[DearestHelpless]

Originally posted by AvRiL_rOx66@Jul 27 2004, 09:24 PM
Okay, so will it count if I write and spell perfectly until the awards are held?
I'm totally up to the challenge!
No, your grammar sucks.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

shhhhhhhh! i was so excited!!!!! dammit! why did you have to go and SPOIL everything! for about an hour of my life i actually had a goal.....i was practising and everything

[Back to 1987]

We could go with worst grammar and/or spelling, in the hope that it would bring about change. Besides it's a fair to give almost everyone a shot at something.

[Jessie]

Nope. Sorry lover. No negative awards.

[Back to 1987]

Oh, that's a bummer.

[Death in a Bottle]

Yeah, I imagine. I think I make way too many typos to win that award. Even though I try, I'm just too lazy to correct myself.

[Back to 1987]

And on that note how about some couple awards?

[Lamer Than Lame]

Originally posted by Back to 1987@Jul 27 2004, 08:58 PM
We could go with worst grammar and/or spelling, in the hope that it would bring about change. Besides it's a fair to give almost everyone a shot at something.
I do remember such an award existing at some point...I'm not going crazy, there really was one, ok? OK?!!

[narrator]

There was worst typing skills, and it was regarded as a reward and I know it would still be seen as that now.

[AvRiL_rOx66]

yeah, that was negative.
when you say typing skills, are you talking about grammer/punctuation/spelling or just when you type really fast and do all sorts of mistakes and are to lazy to fix them?

[narrator]

what exactly do you think typing skills are?

[Heather Lovelace]

I don't like it when people get "too" and "to" mixed up and tend to just do "to" instead of "too".... er... Damn you, Ange!

[AvRiL_rOx66]

HEY!! i do it on perpose okay! to=to somebody
too= too much foooooooood!
SEE! its 'tomorrow' today

[~naked around u~]

hehehe..... :D :D kewl idea (not about 'to' or 'too':)) about this voting n stuff.

[Heather Lovelace]

Bah..

[Get Over It]

Beh..

[Sheryl]

-Person who gets 'to' and 'too' mixed up too much.

[Heather Lovelace]

Pisses meh ooof...

[AvRiL_rOx66]

:( STOP IT! STOP IT ALL OF YOU!!

[Heather Lovelace]

Aaaaw! S'ok.. It's not just you anyway, alot of people do. I was saying in general.. not exactly you.. less you do that too.

watever, It's nothing.. Just grammer :P

[AvRiL_rOx66]

:( i try to hard to spell properlyyfkjhylhz ITS NOT MY FAULT IM FAT!

[Heather Lovelace]

:o Lmfao!! Aaaw *hugglez* I think someone has fat fingers..

Edit: f*ck! You did it again. You did "to" instead of "too" MeeOO00w!

[AvRiL_rOx66]

shit i honestly didnt do that 1 on perpose!! :(
my fingers are TOO fat instead of pressing "g" ill do "gth"...my f nigers do get a good workout when i type and play guitar

[ToOnaiMiaK]

IM A SCATMAN! subedubedoby doby do do doodlydo!

[Jessie]

Um....NO.