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Danzig
11-14-2002, 05:06 AM
in the coolness of everyones CRAZY POEMS heres one that is moddeled after all of yours

whine whine whine
bitch bitch bitch
whine whine bitch
i want to kill self but i dont have the balls
whine whine
i suck at life
bitch bitch bitch bitch
waaa waaa
cry cry
i totaly wish i was cooler


well there you go all the poems sumed up RIGHT HERE you dont even need to look at the other posts now whenever someone writes a new one just come here !!!1 KEKE
Danzig
11-14-2002, 05:10 AM
oops
JasoN
11-14-2002, 05:14 AM
wow that was..yea
narrator
11-14-2002, 11:09 AM
I'm cool...my mom said so
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 11:22 AM
^if your mom says so, then it must be true!

I was inspired by how you incorporated whine and bitch in the same line, simply unexpected.
I think I have a new lease on life now *musters all his balls and shoots himself*
narrator
11-14-2002, 11:25 AM
I tried to muster my balls once but they prefer it if I just call them
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Self-Titled@Nov 13 2002, 09:22 PM
I tried to muster my balls once but they prefer it if I just call them
Then call to them, call to them! They will listen!
narrator
11-14-2002, 11:37 AM
they are in the bathroom right now doing their hair...they never listen to me
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 11:48 AM
What you need is a good kick in the balls, sounds like danzig is up for the job.

Your testicles must learn to fear you!
narrator
11-14-2002, 11:50 AM
he tried to eat them but they wriggled away they're feisty and they don't listen to authority figures making me hard whenever they feel like and not when I want it to happen...*sigh*...kids...what're we gonna so with them
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 11:59 AM
^ Beat them until they know their place in this world. Danzig or no Danzig they will learn to respect you. Just because your a figure of authority doesn't mean you have to go around being a role model!
narrator
11-14-2002, 12:00 PM
I will commence the beating of my penis
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 12:03 PM
One small step for man... one smaller step for mankind.........
narrator
11-14-2002, 12:04 PM
Actually technically I'm taking a step backward for mankind
JiveMonkey
11-14-2002, 12:07 PM
This is true.