polish divorce

[Let Go]

> A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a
year
> or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on
very
well.
> Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if
he
could
> arrange a divorce for him -"very quick".
> The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend
on
the
> circumstances and asked him the following questions:
> LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
> POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3
bedrooms.
> LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
> POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
> LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
> POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never

really
> needed one."
> LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
> POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
> LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
> POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1
sound.
> We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions
is
> yes."
> LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
> POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
> LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
> POLE: NO, she white.
> LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
> POLE: SHE going to kill me.
> LAWYER: What makes you think that?
> POLE: I got proof.
> LAWYER: What kind of proof?
> POLE: She going to poison me.She buy a bottle at the drug store
and
put
> on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".