Death in a Bottle

[Death in a Bottle]

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Taylor. Taylor lived a happy life and he was cool and everybody loved him. However, he had an evil arch nemesis named Eric. Eric was very jealous of Taylor because he wished he could be as cool as Taylor. Then one day, Eric couldn't handle it anymore, and he killed Taylor. Well, this angered Taylor's friends, and so Eric was chased down by a bunch of angry but extremely beautiful, beautiful girls. The girls caught him and beat the living shit out of him. Eric had always dreamed of having a group of girls jump him. It was the best day of his life.

The Fucking End

[quit that]

You know it.

[~Johno~]

A linguistic genius.

[Heather Lovelace]

Haha... Someone got bored.

[quit that]

More like, someone was trying to save the universe.

...Man, I have to make a movie out of this.

[Lamer Than Lame]

I'd use money from my Slurpee stash to pay to see that.

[Nightwind Hawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great story taylor :P

[TelescopeEyes]

A, B, C, hit it.

yeah, fabulous.

[Artemis]

Beautifully written Taylor. I couldn't have written anything better myself. What with the choppy sentences, and repeated names in every line. It's a work of art.

[whitney_m]

Wow Taylor, I'm just blown away by this.

[Idont]

Wow, I specially enjoyed the part you stole from a Monty Python's movie.

[DearestHelpless]

Am I the only one who sees a striking resemblence between Monty Python and the Holy Grail and that one commercial where there are two men riding bikes, and another one "riding" a "bike" through the woods?

[Death in a Bottle]

Wow, I specially enjoyed the part you stole from a Monty Python's movie.\

Hmm... As much as I'd like to take credit for referrencing Monty Python, I didn't do it intentionally. Which part are you referring to?

[Dark Angel of Time]

Ha ha ha ha Ha, great story.

[Idont]

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Hmm... As much as I'd like to take credit for referrencing Monty Python, I didn't do it intentionally. Which part are you referring to?

The last part of "Meaning of life", the character chooses to die being chased by a group of naked beautiful models and they make him jump off a cliff.
I really thought you were at least inspired by that scene.

[black and blue]

LoL. cool story

[Death in a Bottle]

Thank you for the insightful fucking comment. If you don't have anything to say, go away.

[KingJJP]

that was so boring i feel asleep and feel face first in my chicken soup

[CrossingOver]

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*ahem* sorry :). Intentional or not, original post made me laugh http://www.freepgs.com/mishar/misc/thumb.gif