A poem for us...GRRL!

[MarieLove]

i just found it... i think this poem is amazing and real..... Have fun :lol:



A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!

[luckyducky]

:lol: :lol: thats really funny

[Tiffanie]

omg that is so great

[Dryve Thru Romance]

that was awesome! :)

[ocean]

extreme! really great! just loving it!

[ReeFeRGuRL]

;) AHA..listen to all u gurls..LOL..hilarious!!! ahahahahha YAY gurls rock!!!!! thanks for posting that marielove!!! u rule!

[fooeleven]

i'm not a girl(but sometime i belive to be j-lo(go on THE TOPIC "For the Post your VOICE!, Come on you know you wanna hear them!"page 6"if you want to know)
i like this poem is real and cool

[Pinky]

Wicked poem Marie Love, thanks for posting, I'm so printing that! :yes: