"_____ needs"

[xchEEsyx]

It's time for a new game. I saw this on myspace and thought it was hilarious. Basically you Google your first name with "needs", so in my case it'd be "Colby Needs", and copy and paste the first 5 link descriptions. See how your name is integrated into it. Here's mine:

1. "We need to up Colby's commitment to equity and diversity."
2. Colby needs about 150000 more square feet
3. Colby needs 24 hour care.
4. Colby needs to win immunity one more time.


My name sucks for this, so I only came up with 4. Damn Survivor references. grrr.

[~Johno~]

haha, good work Colby.

1. TIMOTHY NEEDS HELP. EVERYBODY who lived near Black Creek noticed Timothy Turtle's
new collar. And almost every one, being curious, asked Mr. Turtle where he ...

2. Timothy needs to take pains with showing himself as a good example, ... Timothy as
everyone needs to pay close attention to himself and to what he is ...

3. Timothy needs a one or two parent family that can love him ... Timothy needs a
home that can advocate for his education and the sports he likes. ...

4. Tim needs to be a continued, sustained effort at multiple levels Tim needs to
determine if the Boeing ASDC model is proprietary or not ...

5. Tim still needs all the public support he can get.All in all, thank you for a
... THE GURU of Timothy Dundon Master Gardener Altadena, Ca. "The GURU of DooDoo!"

Well thats what you get for having a biblical name.

[xchEEsyx]

the GURU of Doo doo eh? hahaha hmm and hey i'd take a biblical name over one of a stinking Survivor contestant anyday!

[~Johno~]

Yeahp!, dont forget the master gardener bit though!

Colbys a cool name, probably because your the only Colby I know of but hey!

[CrossingOver]

No matches for me, ha! There's only one Mishar who need something, and he's not in google

[Lamer Than Lame]

I'll only post three because the others were lame:

Shannon needs your help. HelpShannon.net was created to help spread awareness about the terrible injuries suffered by our friend Shannon.

Shannon needs her mother.

If you feel that some of the above are relevant to your needs, Shannon Airport strongly advises that you contact your Airline well in advance of your flight. [I should go to that airport...just 'cuz.]

BONUS!: Just because I found it amusing:

1001 Reasons Why Shannon Shouldn't Be Killed Off Ever.

Yeah, I'm named after a LOST character...woo?

[AvrilRocker89]

Cailee needs candles
Cailee and Conner need to ask more questions
I need help with my Cailee
Cailee needs health care
Cailee needs to support Austrailian rights

[dust in the wind]

lol i hope we're still playing.

1- Viviana recalls a story that illustrated the needs developing in the community
in the late 1990s

2- Documentary/Documental: Viviana Adonaylo ... a city that no longer tends to the
needs of its people and which has long since forgotten its mentally ill.

3- Viviana thinks a lot about _______. When I think of _________, I think of Viviana
If I were alone in a room with Viviana I'd/we'd _____. Viviana needs _____

4- Viviana needs a lot of. discipline. Just yesterday she told me ... Are you interested?
VIVIANA. I am, but do I need my parent’s. permission? MARQUEZ

5- Presenter: Viviana Arroyo Jimenez Facilitator: Greta Nemiroff ... Awareness building
needs to be done to redefine "love" and the acceptable dynamics of


The 5 is actually the 6th because the 5th was almost like the 4th. This is really funny!

[gwen-rox]

Lesley needs more activity and the state is paying to...
Lesley needs physical affection and and that physical ...
Lesley needs to poke Thomas but will not have a chance before the business meeting.
Lesley needs to submit some good recipes.. or get a job! ...
Lesley needs to know from the Gelato community requirements for the port

I would have to agree..I really do need that.

[ToOnaiMiaK]

BBC - Radio Wales - Chris Needs' Garden (http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/radiowales/shows/chrisneeds.shtml)
Become a member of Chris's friendly garden on BBC Radio Wales.

Your browser does not support frames. We recommend upgrading your ... (http://www.chrisneeds.com/)

Chris Needs, Radio Presenter. (Picture by Gill Shaw) Welcome to ... (http://web.ukonline.co.uk/siopchrisneeds/)
Latest Updates. NEW CDs at the Siop! The Chris Needs Hospital Appeal. Chris Needs.
Radio Presenter and TV actor, Cabaret singer and piano teacher. ...

i skiped out one coz well... lmfao

Chris Needs | BlogCadre (http://www.blogcadre.com/blog/noogz/chris_needs_2005_10_20_02_50_32)
Chris needs your sex talk; christopher needs a LIFE; Chris needs no mic stand
... Chris needs to kick the ass of the dude who wrote, 'he needed to be fucked ...

[TelescopeEyes]

Lisa needs braces.

Lisa needs a bigger grin and lots more warmth.

Lisa needs to handler lower conditions.

[KingJJP]

1. Johnny needs Daddy. (http://www.eakles.com/38buytimepg.htm)

2. Little Johnny Jokes - Johnny Needs A Bike (http://www.thejokeyard.com/little_johnny_jokes/johnny_needs_a_bike.html)

3. Johnny needs a home - a photoset on Flickr (http://www.flickr.com/photos/capturinglight/sets/1489931/)

4 Johnny needs a home on Flickr - Photo Sharing! (http://www.flickr.com/photos/capturinglight/69148686/)

5. Johnny needs a fast car song lyrics | Chris Rea | Espresso Logic ... (http://www.song-teksten.com/song_lyrics/chris_rea/espresso_logic/johnny_needs_a_fast_car/)

[KiD]

1. carly needs to be with
Lorenzo I dont know who sonny needs he is too brooding for me.
2.Carly needs to kick them both out!!!!!
3.FREE CARLY!!!!! Carly needs to free herself, she's the one who is
always running back to Sonny or to Jason for help.
4.I think the actress that
plays Carly needs to look like she could hold her own.
5.Carly needs a break?

Fucking as the world turns. Ok, now for NON-soap opera references....

1.Carly is. delayed in a lot of areas. She needs help with reading and ...

omg. that's the only one.

my name is in every soap! *bawls*

[Heather Lovelace]

HEATHER NEEDS men... Now!

HEATHER NEEDS two therapists

HEATHER NEEDS a childhood

HEATHER NEEDS Ville Valo

Wow! How very true...

[ToOnaiMiaK]

i could help with the first need...

[KiD]

Carly needs to quit screwing up her life
Carly needs to go on vacation
Also Carly needs an extremely strong man who can bend the rules with her
Carly needs more help than Sonny can offer.
Carly needs to go away
Carly needs to look like she could hold her own.
Carly needs to be caught and taught that her nose is a little too big for her face.

LMAO. I need to stop being a soap opera whore.

[Sparkplug]

1. Sweet Tina needs a slower pace
2. The world as I see it: Tina Needs Us (http://spaces.msn.com/boomersworld/blog/cns!1027651B43ADBA1!2440.entry)
3. TINA NEEDS OUR HELP NOW! Please click! (http://www.shareadspace.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=49094&sid=527b960767f1d22fa7f14b09d8cce6f3)
4. Tina needs to see this (http://www.mintchaos.com/ann/2003/12/tina_needs_to_see_this.html)
5. Tina needs to go to a home with no other dogs. (apparently Tina is a shepherd mix!) ... Tina needs help writing grants for playground equipment

HAHAHAHA

[Heather Lovelace]

i could help with the first need...

Yes, I don't think that's quite possible :p

[ToOnaiMiaK]

ah well... the thought was there

[Heather Lovelace]

:D

Heather also needs to stop being so difficult, stuck up, and just an unequivocal snob!

Wew! For honesty.

[Snagg3r]

Heather needs pics.

[helenmp]

Helen needs the weiner!