TelescopeEyes Gets Questioned

[Lamer Than Lame]

Lisa won the vote-a-thon by a fuggin' landslide, so she's next to be questioned. Yes, Lisa, you're getting questioned whether you like it or not. The inter-ma-net peeps have spoken...if that means anything to you.


Note: If the questionee receives a question that she deems highly inappropriate, she has my permission to e-shove pinecones up the questioner's ass. Or she could just ignore the question altogether. Ha, riiiiight.


Ask stuff....nnnnnnow.

[~Johno~]

Lisa, what is your fovourite cake?

[narrator]

how much do you hate shannon, a lot, or ... a lot?

something that you can ignore if you want: as she shook, dead or just hiding?

[CrossingOver]

I'd rephrase it, A cold response - dead or just hiding :)?

[Sheryl]

are you going to appear any time soon?

[TelescopeEyes]

Lisa, what is your fovourite cake?

Ummm... good question. I'm not much of a fan of cake, but I do like those little fairy cakes. I usually have a pack of them in the cupboard.

how much do you hate shannon, a lot, or ... a lot?

something that you can ignore if you want: as she shook, dead or just hiding

Hate Shannon? A whole lot for this. haha. but generally I like her a lot.

and the music thing is hiding for the most part. I'm working on some things, and once I'm confident enough with them I'll put it back up sometime.
I'd rephrase it, A cold response - dead or just hiding :)?

yeah, that too.

are you going to appear any time soon?

Appear where? I'm right here!

[Sheryl]

why are you so very retarded?

[CrossingOver]

What is your favourite place for a date

[TelescopeEyes]

why are you so very retarded?

No comment, motherfucker.

What is your favourite place for a date?

Uhh, I don't know. I'm not really into going on dates, thier always so akward. But I guess out for a couple drinks or the cinema will do. I mean, I can always pretend to go to the bathroom and climb out of the window if he turns out to be a dickhead or something, but usually I avoid going on them.

[CrossingOver]

How many people have you slaughtered in your life and, how many do you plan on anytime soon?

[Sheryl]

No comment, motherfucker.You know you want to answer. Were you dropped on the head as a child?

[TelescopeEyes]

How many people have you slaughtered in your life and, how many do you plan on anytime soon?

none. and I don't plan on it either, but we'll see.
and no, tard, I wasn't dropped on my head. I doubt I'd be here today if I was!

[Lamer Than Lame]

Have you ever busted a badass move to a slow song?

[TelescopeEyes]

can't say I have! But then I don't really know much of what I'm doing when I'm drunk, so you never know, just maybe I might have.

[CrossingOver]

Chad Murray or Adam Brody?

.. or both ^_^?

[TelescopeEyes]

Ohhh, that's a toughie. Both would do quite nicely.

[~Johno~]

Are you a mash head?

[Snagg3r]

How come you never talk to me on MSN anymore?

[TelescopeEyes]

I have a new one. Don't tell me I haven't added you! DO'H. I'll get to it right now.

[Snagg3r]

>_> I will never ask another question again *sobs*

[ToOnaiMiaK]

do you have a teddy bear? ...

[TelescopeEyes]

>_> I will never ask another question again *sobs*

Aw, don't be that way! We'll talk soon, I swear!

do you have a teddy bear? ...

I happen to have four. Two sit neatly on my shelf in cases, and then the other reaming two sit on the end of my bed. And before you ask, I don't cuddle up under the blankets with them. They are strictlyy for decoration only!

[CrossingOver]

If you'd ever have a mohawk, what color it would be?

[TelescopeEyes]

I can't say I've ever thought about that. However if I did ever get one, if by some slight chance I was to ever go through a mowhawkin' phase or if someone cut me a mowhawk in my sleep, I think It'd be dark brown.

[CrossingOver]

Did you prefer to play a cowboy or an indian when playing with boys as a kid?

Maybe you still do >.< ?

[Lamer Than Lame]

Did you ever collect action figures as a kid?

[ToOnaiMiaK]

if you were a superhero, asuming that you aren't.... what would your name be, what powers would you have and what would you wear??

[narrator]

generic question followed by witty rejoinder?

anyway... real question: i was wondering, what it takes to bother you? really get under your skin. me, it's reckless ignorance of obligations.

[punkLECH]

How old am I?

[Mr.LD]

What you prefer comedy or drama?

[~Johno~]

I see, I'll take that as a yes then.

What Uni are you at Lisa?

[TelescopeEyes]

University of Wales, Newport.

[TelescopeEyes]

Did you ever collect action figures as a kid?

Nah, I used to collect comic books and pokémon cards mostly.

[dust in the wind]

Is there anyone you really look up to?

[freak01]

I'm gonna give you the hardest question ever......ready?


Do you love me?

[TelescopeEyes]

Is there anyone you really look up to?

Not really. I'm far too busy looking down at my feet.

I'm gonna give you the hardest question ever......ready?


Do you love me?

You're right, that is a hard one.

but in all honesty I'd have to say;

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!

[~Johno~]

Is there anyone you really look up to?
I think your forgetting Lisa is God... yeah, repent!!!

[TelescopeEyes]

haha... totally johno!

[dust in the wind]

Lol I didn't know! Please don't kill me...